Michelle Wolf is on Netflix these days and she’s just as unfunny as she was at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. She weighed in on the controversy surrounding Roseanne Barr’s “ape” comparison to Valerie Jarrett by slamming President Trump. “The Break” host said he isn’t as “accomplished” as apes.
Wolf started off in a new segment called “Internet Goofs,” where she showcased Barr’s “ape” tweet and the Roseanne star’s infamous photo of her dressed as Hitler posing in front of an oven holding baked “Jew cookies” (the photo was taken in 2009 for Jewish satire magazine, Heeb). The Hitler skit was not Barr being racist, just a bad attempt at humor. Roseanne’s a huge supporter of Israel and Jews in general. She should be, she’s Jewish.
The tweet was deleted, this was the original comment on Valeria Jarrett. pic.twitter.com/Ydi5pdVqUw
— andrew kaczynski? (@KFILE) May 29, 2018
“It’s not a joke, it’s barely a tweet,” Wolf said on her show “The Break” about Barr’s tweet about former President Barack Obama’s adviser Valerie Jarrett. “Her excuse for tweeting it was bad. You got to get better at one of those, Roseanne!”
The third “goof” showed a Twitter post in which a user decried the time HBO late-night host Bill Maher Compared President Trump to an orangutan. “Don’t compare black people to apes,” Wolf said, “and also, don’t compare Donald Trump to an ape because that’s rude to apes.” “Compared to Trump, apes are quite accomplished,” Wolf shouted. “They can ice skate, they’ve been to space, some of them know sign language, they’re not full of s**t because they’re constantly throwing it.” And some of them have a better voice than this dolt. She seriously grates.
“So if you’re keeping score, it goes ape, the guy who’s in charge of my goofs, and then Trump,” Wolf concluded. Not funny in the least. One wonders what Netflix was thinking… then we remember Bill Nye and how awful that was.
Wolf is the very definition of a liberal hypocrite with double standards and she sure didn’t disappoint this time. She continued by comparing Jewish comedian Roseanne Barr to Hitler. She brought that up while saying that ABC should never have hired a racist like Roseanne Barr in the first place, except more and more, I’m not convinced Barr is a racist at all. She told some tacky jokes that fell flat and that were deliberately taken out of context and were spun as racist. ABC fired Roseanne and canceled her show over her tweet about Valerie Jarrett being the offspring of the Muslim Brotherhood and the Planet of the Apes. But they haven’t touched Wolf for her “ape” jokes, or Joy Reid, Bill Maher, Samantha Bee or dozens of others who went there and worse. Roseanne claims she was on Ambien at the time and didn’t even know Jarrett was black.
“Everyone’s been saying it’s so brave of ABC to cancel their hit show, but the bold move was actually putting this lady Hitler chef back on the air in the first place,” Wolf barked during the premiere of her Netflix show, “The Break with Michelle Wolf.” And I do mean ‘barked’. “So kudos to ABC, it takes a lot of courage to fire someone after they’ve been openly racist for the thousandth time.” She was roasted on social media for her double standards over this.
Wolf tried to address the double standard allegation during her Netflix show. “You’re right. It is a double standard,” said Wolf. “So let’s even the playing field. How about we enslave all white people for a couple hundred years and then even after they’re not slaves anymore, still hold them down in society, devalue their existence by comparing them to animals, never apologize, never really make it right, and then after that there will be no more double standards and everyone will get fired for everything they say. But until then, don’t compare Black people to apes,” Wolf concluded. “And don’t compare Trump to apes because that would be rude to apes!” Nice… gee, that’s not racist or hateful at all. How about we just knock all of this off?
Her point seems to be that because the ancestors of contemporary blacks suffered under slavery, it’s not okay for white comedians like Barr to compare someone like former Obama administration official Valerie Jarrett to an ape. None of it’s okay, but it’s also not okay to compare Trump to an ape or to fire someone for saying it after they apologize.
Chicks on the Right has a point here:
“So let me get it straight… liberals can always make fun of whoever they want, but because of SLAVERY conservatives need to keep their mouths shut?”
“Michelle is missing something pretty crucial…not all Conservatives are white, not all liberals are black.”
“So how does THIS explain the double standard?”
“Liberals say nasty sh*t about black Conservatives all the time. Should we enslave them?”
“Or are we only enslaving white Conservatives?”
“EXPLAIN YOURSELF, MICHELLE.”
All fair points. You don’t get to be an unmitigated jerk because of slavery regardless of color. There were white slaves too. And the left is using racism as a political weapon here.
9 years ago #Roseanne did a photo shoot where she dressed as Hitler & removed burnt 'Jew cookies' from an oven.
— ?ⒿⒶⓎ??ⒷⓇⓄⓌⓃ? (@TheMrJayBrown) May 29, 2018
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