People Pretent Well



I’m sick of you. All of you. Calling me the worst names just because I’m trying to help you out with your miserable lives with a little philosophy to perhaps better your daily pathetic existence. You should be kissing my feet instead of trying to get ahead by snitchin’ on your betters or lying like the thieves you are.

You’d better stop leaving comments on my Facebook page that are off subject or sharing my well-intentioned memes with snitches or I’ll start snitchin’ on you – everyone of you. If it takes all week I will. Here ya go. And the words your lookin’ for are thank-you:

(pronounced pretench) one syllable/abbreviation language for pretentious. Ironically, the act of saying the word gives a pretentious air therefore making the use of it even more hilarious.

Trying to sound intelligent by using long, complicated words or unknown slang.

When Some one gets blanked or ignored by somebody.
“That girl gave him pure air rudeboy”

“Main dans la main, Elisany da Cruz Silva et son copain ne prêtent guère attention aux moqueries”



#not cool


Now for you pervs out there – most of you are in prison – but I hear they let you have Facebook and internet – so here you go, you wretched animals:

pretent is a prewoody pre tent < before the woody starts>
Before the penis gets hard. “pretent” Before pitching a tent.

And here’s one for your cellmate!

Have a nice din-din!

Maybe you’ll think twice next time, homie:

Um, sorry – I couldn’t stay mad at you. My beloved audience. You’re not a bunch of snitchers – I know that. Have you ever come across someone who is always nice to you on your face, but complains about you to other people behind your back?

When you run into someone you haven’t seen in a long time and before you part they say, “Let’s do brunch!” or “Let’s get drinks sometime,” that person is probably fake. Instead of automatically agreeing you should really just say, “Hmm. I don’t think so.”

Is it intimidating for you to talk to certain people at work who are nice to only those who are superior to them in position? Do you have a hard time figuring out who’s fake and who is actually a nice person? Here are some pointers that will help you spot genuine and fake people around you:

If someone suddenly and magically disappears into thin air right when you need them most, that betch is fake. Don’t even bother sending them an email or a text message in all caps — those things carry no weight whatsoever, because fake people love to ignore situations where feelings get involved.

I have a family member that is very good about helping people and almost anyway , but, he always keeps score . To me, that takes away from the blessing of helping someone .

#not at all prec




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