The Obama Administration will call on Americans to serve in order to meet the nation’s challenges. President-Elect Obama will expand national service programs like AmeriCorps and Peace Corps and will create a new Classroom Corps to help teachers in underserved schools, as well as a new Health Corps, Clean Energy Corps, and Veterans Corps. Obama will call on citizens of all ages to serve America, by developing a plan to require 50 hours of community service in middle school and high school and 100 hours of community service in college every year.
Nope, it's not enough that you'll be paying half (or more) of your earnings in taxes. Not even close, serf. You must serve The One, as well.
And not just you. Oh no, of course not, silly pee-on. We're coming for your children, too.
And we already know how this is going to work. Federal funding for schools will be tied to those schools having in place such "national service eligible" programs (and thanks for that, Mr. George W No-Child-Left-Behind). It's hard to see how the federal government could impel one to compulsory service outside of some sort of national emergency (the whole 13th Amendment thing would seem to forbid that) - but the schools sure could keep the little minions from graduating, right?
Sorry kid, you didn't meet your "National Service" requirements - so no soup for you.
And the bonus? Just who do you think is going to be approving what is and is not a "National Service Eligible" program. Why, The One and his Apostles, of course.
Altar Server at your local Church? No-go.
Registering dead people to vote? You are a go at this station, brown shirt!
Something I just thought about though - I'm left to wonder out loud what they're going to have my autistic 11-year old middle school student doing. I mean, he's fun to watch when he gets all happy-freaky, but that's sort of "exploiting the handicapped", don't you think?
I suspect this may have one upside however - this will be an absolute boon to the private and parochial schools around the country.











...this is the type of nonsense we need to fight against!
Gear-up it's going to be a long 4 years!