Ah! The Sweet Smell of Freedom.

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Chicago, deep-dish style.

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The Obama Administration will call on Americans to serve in order to meet the nation’s challenges. President-Elect Obama will expand national service programs like AmeriCorps and Peace Corps and will create a new Classroom Corps to help teachers in underserved schools, as well as a new Health Corps, Clean Energy Corps, and Veterans Corps. Obama will call on citizens of all ages to serve America, by developing a plan to require 50 hours of community service in middle school and high school and 100 hours of community service in college every year.

Nope, it's not enough that you'll be paying half (or more) of your earnings in taxes. Not even close, serf. You must serve The One, as well.

And not just you. Oh no, of course not, silly pee-on. We're coming for your children, too.

And we already know how this is going to work. Federal funding for schools will be tied to those schools having in place such "national service eligible" programs (and thanks for that, Mr. George W No-Child-Left-Behind). It's hard to see how the federal government could impel one to compulsory service outside of some sort of national emergency (the whole 13th Amendment thing would seem to forbid that) - but the schools sure could keep the little minions from graduating, right?

Sorry kid, you didn't meet your "National Service" requirements - so no soup for you.

And the bonus? Just who do you think is going to be approving what is and is not a "National Service Eligible" program. Why, The One and his Apostles, of course.

Altar Server at your local Church? No-go.

Registering dead people to vote? You are a go at this station, brown shirt!

Something I just thought about though - I'm left to wonder out loud what they're going to have my autistic 11-year old middle school student doing. I mean, he's fun to watch when he gets all happy-freaky, but that's sort of "exploiting the handicapped", don't you think?

I suspect this may have one upside however - this will be an absolute boon to the private and parochial schools around the country.

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Steve Foley's picture

...this is the type of nonsense we need to fight against!

Gear-up it's going to be a long 4 years!

Steve Foley's picture

...How would unions react to this?

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This sounds like mandatory community service ("require") for millions of 12-to-20-something-year-olds, but whether it's mandatory or voluntary, I'm curious: How would unions react to this? I take it this means somewhat fewer jobs and less overtime for their members, especially since many government organizations of the sort in which these community servants will serve are unionized workplaces.

If, for instance, college students help out in schools, I take it there'd be fewer jobs for teacher's aides. Moreover, the loss of such possible union jobs will be roughly proportional to the public value that the community servants will provide: If the college students require more supervision than they provide value, that might mean more union jobs, but it will also mean that they won't do much good to the institution they're supposedly serving.

Is this a political difficulty that has already been resolved with past community service proposals? Is there some obvious way of finessing it, for instance by making sure that the community servants will only go to institutions that unions are for some reason not interested in organizing? (For instance, say what you will about mandatory military service, it's unlikely to run into this sort of particular obstacle, at least so long as the military sticks with military service and doesn't take over traditionally unionized civilian programs.)

I should stress that this need not be a normative argument against the propriety of mandatory community service (though I'm certainly open to such normative arguments), but only a question about the likely politics of the matter. I should also stress that these questions really are just questions -- I'm not remotely expert on the subject, and it might well be that there are very simple and satisfactory answers to them that I just haven't thought of.

DocJ's picture

That little diddy about the "requirement" that Middle and High School students perform annual federally-approved community service is being shoved down the memory hole as fast as the minimum-wage HTML-coders at Change.gov can "revise and extend" SenatorPresident-elect Government's remarks.

Don't worry though, it will be back - probably as part of some "emergency" spending bill or continuing resolution (hey, just because the Democrats will have nearly complete control of government doesn't mean they're going to be able to pass a budget on time).

After all, it's never a question of first-principles (like, the whole idea of mandated compulsory child labor is stupid and fascist - the Obamacon daily double) - but only in that they were too clumsy (as in, open and honest) about their intentions.

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