I really don't think we get enough of these here at TMR, so I'm going to try to toss one up mid-week every week. Feel free to spout-off on whatever burr is under your saddle at the moment.
For me, it's been all about trying to think of a tag-line that will actually motivate me to fill-in the McCain oval on what is otherwise likely to be an almost entirely vote-less November ballot here in the People's Republic. Trying to chanel the average American, I'm looking for something - you know - simple, straightforward, perhaps even short enough fit on a bumper sticker.
Below the fold you'll find my (heretofore unsuccessful) attempts to date...
They all start with F*** It - McCain in '08, followed by...
Because he's the least objectionable Democrat still running (nah - reminds me that I'm still voting for a Dem)
Because he sux less than the other guy (well that's closer, but I'm not sure just how true it is)
Because $6 gas will be so much easier to take with a Republican in the White House (nope - too long)
Porque usted hablará esta manera en 10 años de todos modos (close, but too long and too flipping painful to think about)
Because poop sandwiches are yummy! (well, that's the closest one yet)
See if you can do better!















Please, please, please! keep trying to play gotcha games with McCain by using out of context remarks on Iraq.
The latest flair up and frenzy by the "reality based community" today is exactly what I mean... please keep this line of attack up until Nov. I'm begging you!
Dems pound McCain for new Iraq quote
here's the actual quote:
Haha Barry, Barry, Barry, Oh Barry -- and the KOS minions need to wake up and realize that this is a losing issue for them. they should shut up about Iraq because it's the one place the American people won't except inexperience and your boy has that in droves!
The lefts frenzy:
McCain Iraq “not too important”