How About Selling ME a Z Visa?

The image above was scanned from the notice of action (action, yea right…) document we received back from the Department of Homeland Security and US Citizenship and Immigration Services last week regarding my wife’s application for citizenship. Can you see what is wrong with this picture? Take a look at the processing lead time, that’s right, it says 450 days! Just think, in 450 days we will be notified that we have been scheduled for an appointment that I am sure that will also be set in the indeterminable future.

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You think this is bad? HA! After she is granted citizenship my wife has plans to bring her sister to the United States, guess what the wait will be for this process? Seven years. That’s right, the UCIS service center in Texas where these types of issues are handled is still dealing with applications from the 1990’s. There must be a better way of going about getting our family member to the United States.

Well apparently there soon will be. According this information sent to Redstate.com by the White House, criminal aliens have been granted most-favored status now and can actually forego this waiting period by paying a couple thousand dollars.

(1) “Hello, my name is Miguel and I am an illegal” (2) here is my money I collected tax free while working illegally in your country (3) now where’s my brand new all-legal Z-Visa? Now that’s much easier than waiting seven or eight years and spending roughly the same amount of money in time, fees, registrations and documentation to do the same thing legally.

My wife and I would like to get in on this action.

Dear White House,

Would it be possible that I could buy one of these Z-Visas for one of my relatives? She has agreed that we could call her a criminal if that is the kind of quality you are looking for new immigrants in our country. If we have to I guess I could fly her to Mexico and have her walk across the border like all the rest of the illegals, but wouldn’t be easier to just call her a criminal?

Your loyal citizen

BBK

Cross posted at TheMinorityReportBlog.com and HinzSightReport.com