I have finally overcome my overt inability to publicly make predictions about the POTUS primary particpants. Given this momentus occasion, I thought the material was worth a reprint.
- Huckabee flames out, it has nothing to do with religion. He retires and becomes a Buddhist missionary. Titles his memoir "The Secret Democrat"
Please read on.
- Romney gets closer than a buzz cut, but loses his edge. Mitt shaves his head and becomes a devotee of Vaishnava theology
- Thompson flubs his lines and says something about Clinton's and Bush in the same sentence (deference to good taste). Quits the race an becomes an unenthusiastic Chairman of the NRL and principal in an LBO firm that wrests control of The Politico from it's owners
- John McCain can't seem to remember which state he is in. Finally quits the race after saying John Wilkes Booth was a great California Governor in 1871. Takes the revised role of "Maverick" in Top Gun Part II. In this sequel, "Maverick" graduates at the bottom of his Annapolis class, gets shot down in the Arizona desert and lives the rest of his life with a roving band of illegal immigrants
- Rudy wins POTUS, but the race costs him another marriage. He marries Hillary in a Rose Garden secular wedding after she has finally had it with Bill. He appoints Scooter Libby to SCOTUS and posthumously awards Huey P. Newton the MOF as a wedding gift to Hillary
- Who the heck is Ron Paul anyway? Mrs Pauls husband?
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