Ah, Massachusetts... [UPDATED]

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Update: Marzilli announced today that he will not run for re-election.

Another day, another self-described ultra-liberal finds himself in trouble with the law because of, ahem, inappropriate constituent service.

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State Senator J. James Marzilli Jr., arraigned yesterday on charges that he tried to grope a woman and harass another on busy streets in downtown Lowell, faces further investigation as more women came forward with accusations of inappropriate sexual contact.

Of course it should be a given in Massachusetts, but I find it interesting that the Globe waits until the 6th graph to inform us that Sen. Marzilli is a Democrat - who happens to represent one of the beautiful people burgs of Arlington, by the way.

Oh, please read on... it gets better!

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On Tuesday afternoon, the veteran lawmaker fled police who tried to question him, causing cars to swerve out of his way and pedestrians to scramble as he darted through city streets. Marzilli was arrested in a parking garage, where he was cut off by police cruisers chasing him. After officers threatened him with pepper spray to make him submit to handcuffs, according to a police report, he broke into tears and cried that his "life was over."

See? I told you it gets better! But wait... there's more!

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Marzilli's most recent troubles started at about 11 a.m. Tuesday, when, according to a Lowell police report, he approached a woman on a downtown street in Lowell and said: "Oh, baby, you're so beautiful. Your body is so perfect."

Golly, where do you get pick-up lines like that? Oh please, continue...

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The report said that the woman turned around and saw a man, whom she later identified as Marzilli, and said, "What is your deal?"

The woman said she walked away, but Marzilli followed her and repeated similar comments, according to the police report. She became angry, and told Marzilli, "take $20 out of your pocket and go to Merrimack Street after 5 p.m. and get yourself a hooker."

Are you laughing yet? I mean, can you possibly make this stuff up?

But wait...

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As the woman walked toward a parking garage, she saw two police officers on detail and told Marzilli that she would tell the police if he continued to follow and threaten her, the report said. The woman said that Marzilli then put his hands in his pockets and left her alone.

The report said that about four hours later, Marzilli approached another woman on a park bench about a block away.

Four? Hours? What, did he have to, you know, get to the statehouse and back (roughly an hour each way) to do some, you know, actual work? Nah!

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That woman told police she had seen Marzilli in the area last week "wearing dirty clothes" and looking "unkempt and possibly homeless," according to the report.

Or, looking like a state senator. But I digress...

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But on Tuesday, he was dressed in business attire, with slacks, a shirt, and a tie, the report said. Marzilli asked her if she remembered him, to which she replied yes. He then told her that he thought she was beautiful. The woman told police that Marzilli then reached toward her with his hands and attempted to grab her crotch, but she grabbed his hand to stop him and told him, "Don't you dare."

Sure, because "grabbing at a woman's crotch" is perfectly normal behavior while out in public on a Tuesday afternoon. Then again, it's not - even in Lowell - but that's part of the joy of this story, really...

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Marzilli then made a lewd remark, the report said. The woman went to a nearby apartment complex and reported the crime to staff at the front desk. Two maintenance workers flagged down police, who caught up with Marzilli. Police said the senator told them that he was flirting with the woman and that his name was Martin Walsh of Medford.

Martin Walsh is also the name of a state representative from Dorchester.

So he got pinched (pun intended) and then tossed-out the name of a legislative colleague. Freaking priceless!

My prediction? Marzilli cops to some sort of plea (he's already out on a mere $1500 bail), does some community service, runs unopposed in 2008 and gets a hair shy of 100% of the vote.

Because this is, after all, Massachusetts.

More on this from our good friends at RedMassGroup...

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Brian Simpson's picture
Simply Wow!


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DocJ's picture

Writing about Massachusetts is a great deal of fun. The LibTards who run the state (and let us all remember that every elected federal office holder, the governor, every statewide Consititutional office holder, and 88% of the legislature are ALL Democrats) are a never-ending source of enterainment and material.

Trouble is that while I'm writing about them I have to forget for the moment that I actually live here - because otherwise I'd be crying so hard I'd ruin my laptop keyboard.

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Brian Simpson's picture
We only have to bow to the corn gods.


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Steve Foley's picture

This guy'd win in a landslide in the peoples republic.

DocJ's picture

Both as whacked-out Marxist as he. Marzilli could, perhaps, have lost in September.

I don't even think there's a Republican on the ballot in November. Marzilli's special election opponent from December got 40% in a really, really low turnout election - that's probably the high water mark for the GOP in this district. It's simply not competitive.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

David Hinz's picture

this sounds almost as bad as an Al Franken sex satire.