The Department of Homeland Security raised the terrorist alert level to red because they have intercepted increased chatter between known killers that can be best described as mad animals. These communications apparently are originating from backwoods Georgia.
That’s right; we are talking about domestic terrorism. Unlike the jihadists who target our entire Western society these animals are known to go to almost any length, even swimming large bodies of water, to get at a targeted politician.
Beware Barack Obama, the killer rabbits are coming after you!
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Killer rabbits. Growing up we called them cane breakers but the press of the late seventies gave these rabid rodents this moniker that stuck after a semi-successful attack on US President Jimmy Carter.
Most believe it was the rise in popularity of chintzy rabbit fur coats and gloves during Carter’s infamous sweater days that enraged these paladins of peanut country. Others believe that his bowing and scraping to Iran, a country historically known to hate the Easter bunny, during the hostage crisis set them off.
Obviously nothing gets by those big floppy ears, so the rage is building once again in the rabbits as they listen to Obama vacillate indecisively over Iran. One more mention of turning down the thermostats and searching for ways to dress warmer may release the specter of rabbit fur-lined collars that is sure to set these killer rabbits on a murderous spree.
Watch out Senator Obama, history has a “rabbit” of repeating itself.
